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My heavens! I can't believe I forgot my journal on my trip into the mountains. I could've gotten horribly injured or lost - well, I did get lost - but enough about that!
Are there any jewelers in this place? Better yet, is there anypony - Pardon me, anyone - willing to help me dig in the mountains? I've just recently taken a tour through them, you see, and I must say that they're rather rich with jewels! I need some for my own designs, of course, but there's enough that I'd be willing to share. There's just the matter of actually digging them up. I can find them well enough on my own, but digging them out is just so... dirty. There's no way I could do all that digging on my own. [Or at all.]
I apologize if this distracts from those positively awful things going on in that jungle, but I dare say we could use a bit of a distraction, no? If no pon- ah, person minds, I'd like to ask a question of you non-ponies out there.
What is fashion like where you come from? So many of you cover quite a bit of yourselves, so I assume clothes are very important, but... does it always have to be so drab?
[A scream can be heard from the river bank. After waking up in Luceti for the first time, Rarity has found herself covered in mud and it is horrible.]
It's everywhere! Get it off, get it off! [She shakes frantically, trying to get it off, but after laying there for so long a lot of it has crusted.] Ugh, I just perfected this perm yesterday! Everything is ruined!
If I find out who did this I'll - [As she's stamping in frustration, she splashes more mud up in front of her, derailing her train of thought.] Oh, this is so disgusting, I've got to get away from here!